@glazerboohoohoo: I bet the worst part abt being an organ harvester for the black market is having to fill the motel bathtub using that little bucket for ice.

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@That_Damn_Duck: Look, I’m not saying it’s you, all I’m saying is that it’s definitely not me.

@chuuew: Still finding Easter eggs hidden around the house which is especially scary considering I live alone.

@dumbbeezie: If you see me jogging, please kill whatever is chasing me