@AlexEllisdon: Was very hungry when I made a wish to the genie I found in a lamp and I had a Freudian slip and now I'm a chicken magnet
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@VodkaThursday: First year my husband didn't give me some sort of sweet on our anniversary. I got roses. He thinks I'm fat. I know it.
@3sunzzz: My husband kidnapped me for a romantic weekend away. Now I'm just lying here wondering when I'm getting out of the trunk.