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@Michael1979: Ways that I am superior to dolphins:

- Am not afraid of being on dry land

- If you ask me to open an envelope, I do it quickly and it doesn't get wet

- Faster at replying to emails

- Know more about the causes of World War 1

- Very rare for me to be swept up in a fishing net

Ways that I am superior to dolphins:

– Am not afraid of being on dry land

– If you ask me to open an envelope, I do it quickly and it doesn’t get wet

– Faster at replying to emails

– Know more about the causes of World War 1

– Very rare for me to be swept up in a fishing net

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