@wolfpupy: we are always told "don't eat the cookies that are cooling on the tray" and then "don't eat the cookies that are in the jar" the loophole in this system is to eat the cookies while they are still baking in the oven.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Cheeseboy22: I'll be signing copies of my tweets this Friday at Barnes & Noble in Salt Lake City! Just meet me by the bathrooms at 5:30 & bring a pen.
@lyric_intent: [Bank Robbery] Robber: KEEP YOUR HANDS UP OR I'LL SHOOT EVERY ONE OF YOU! *Friends theme begins to play over PA* *Everyone sweats nervously*
@valerie_tosi: In the Phoenix airport & I just heard a guys laptop say "you've got mail". Pretty sure I've landed in 1998.
@lisaxy424: When I was a kid: why do athletes retire in their 30s they’re still so young Me in my 30s now: *trying to get up from a couch* yep ok