@wolfpupy: we are always told "don't eat the cookies that are cooling on the tray" and then "don't eat the cookies that are in the jar" the loophole in this system is to eat the cookies while they are still baking in the oven.
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@sploosk: ants can carry up to 5000 times their body weight?? pfft. watch this- *goes to stomp an ant but it grabs me & slams me thru a picnic table*
@Reverend_Scott: ME: I wish for a third dog to pet. GENIE: you're seriously wasting these wishes- ME: I DON'T REMEMBER WISHING FOR YOUR OPINION