@: “we need to have a podcast together” is the millennial “dude, we should totally start a band”
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@juliussharpe: I just hope this Justin Bieber thing doesn't make all yellow Lamborghini owners look bad.
@rebrafsim: Interviewer: what would you say has been your crowning achievement? Me: you mean besides making it through the birth canal? Interviewer: haha good one. How about after that? Me: Yeah no, that’s about it
@therealeatwood: Instead of complaining that it’s hard to remove glitter, accept it. Embrace it. You are a shiny person now.