@mallelis: we put a man on the moon but we can't keep him there. he keeps coming back. you stay on the moon. you stay there.
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@thedad: Hey if a public bathroom door is locked don't forget to try to repeatedly open it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety
@TheTweetOfGod: Journalists love covering Lindsay Lohan because what she is to actresses, they are to professions.
@Storminika: I donate blood 5 times a year just so I'm less and less related to some of my relatives.
@Storminika: If men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing it.