
Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. Probably the worst Shark Week ever.
What if Daft Punk is just a couple of rad old ladies who met in knitting club and shared a love of sick beats?
*Digging my own grave* sounds like a lot of exercise just to lie down.
The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003.
You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers..
Question of the day :
If the early bird gets the worm, why do good things come to those who wait?
When I think about all that potatoes have done for me I get a little teary eyed
Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn’t see himself in a mirror.
Me, as a judge: OK we’ll take a quick recess now.
*lawyers start discussing lawyer things*
*I go outside and swing on the swingset*
“Wait, let me explain..”