Words are fun. A “bat” can be a piece of sports equipment or an animal. A “spirit” can be a ghost or a beverage. A “content” creator can be someone who creates videos or who walks around screaming all of the time.
Weird how first we have to pretend to be asleep in order to fall asleep.
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Sometimes I question the medical advice on Twitter. With that said, I’ve removed my appendix. Now what?
I have a spot on my glasses but nothing to clean the lens with so I’m learning not to see it. So…pretty much how I deal with all my problems.
Top Five Creepy Things:
5) Dark and stormy nights
3) Cars with eyelashes
2) Decaf drinkers
1) People who take one bite of cake
My daughter snuck some snacks into her bed last night and got me in trouble when Mama found them. Now I have to search her every night for bed snacks like some kind of Toddler TSA Agent.
interviewer: if i said the meat here isnt real how would you sell it
me: our chicken really is somethin else
interviewer: welcome to subway
Once she realized I was chatting her up, the Kohl’s girl immediately indicated the extent of her interest: “My dad wears shirts like that”
If the emoji I wanna text is not in the “recently used,” you may have to wait 3 days till I find it.
I’m not here for the attention. I’m just looking for victims for my next batch of ‘meat’ pies.
ok kids, this is a smoke detector, if you hear it beeping change the battery, if it’s still beeping, check to see if ur on fire