@DaddyJew: Well thank you auto correct for changing "I wish you were here" to "I wish you were her". I didn't wanna have sex anyways.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Browtweaten: Four dentists: Use this toothpaste that prevents cavities Fifth dentist: You guys know how we make a living, right?
@lisaxy424: 1997 middle school me learning about Rome: But how could such a developed and rich society collapse so suddenly? 2017 me: oh
@Marlebean: My mouth says: Yes, yes! Keep eating that candy! My pants say: For the love of god, I cannot hold on much longer!