Biologist screws up:
Mutant killer virus
Physicist screws up:
Deadly black hole
Geologist screws up:
Rock on table is now rock on floor
*Welsh Cities lining up outside Starbucks; the barista who writes the names on the cups starts hyperventilating and looking for an exit*
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Guns don’t kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people.
Came downstairs to find my 85 year old mum watching the TV
Me:” Why are you watching Thatcher’s funeral?”
Mum: “Just to make sure”
While a gun does make for a cool weapon on The Walking Dead, the most effective defense against the zombies is probably lightly jogging?
When I’m bored I like to call in sick to places I don’t work for. I’m getting written up at Home Depot
You can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.
YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!
Migraine: Yes I am.
I’m sorry but shits and giggles don’t sound like things I want to have happen at the same time.