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@Book_Krazy: What do we want?
A CURE FOR PARANOIA
When do we want it?
WHO WANTS TO KNOW
@MrGeorgeWallace: If a gang attacks U say you're on their side & U brought them "gang supplies". They'll let you go to the car to get the supplies. Drive away
@TweetPotato314: me: we should have a housewarming party
dad: [moving to block the thermostat] a what now
@cbdoubleu: [Imagine Dragons Concert]
me, a rebel: *thinking about cats*
@punished_picnic: disney: we want a nice elegant design that just says ‘Walt Disney’
graphic designer: Walt Gisney
disney: looks great
@KyleMcDowell86: *dog walks into a pet store wearing a fake moustache*
"Hello sir or ma'am I would like to lovingly adopt your most delicious cat"