We're redesigning Funny Tweeter. Your feedback is always welcome. Talk to us at @funTweeters
@Mom_Overboard: What happens when Christopher's car breaks down?
@BuckyIsotope: CULT LEADER: join our cult
ME: no thanks
CULT LEADER: we believe Air Bud was a documentary
ME: I'm listening
@GrillinChillin9: Wife: Can I have one of your french fries?
Me: No, I don’t have that many.
My dog: Can I have one?
Me: OMG yes. Here, take them all.
@_davidlucas_: A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life.
@: Imagine how stupid you’d feel if you pitched “Yabba dabba doo” at that early Flintstones meeting and it didn’t hit
@AndrewChamings: I told my mum at dinner that my daughter was talking in a made up language and my mum said all languages are made up and I dropped a potato