@TheIronSherk: What idiot called her a Hot Indian Girl and not a Bomb Bae
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@markleggett: Companies want "rockstar" employees, as rockstars are known for punctuality, even-tempers, and a desire to work in a corporate environment.
@KeetPotato: *swims up to girl in pool* so do you.. actually this is quite deep jesus *just disappears*
@michel_lesann: What psycho decided it was a good idea for kids to hunt for chocolate easter eggs right when the spring thaw reveals all the dog poop?
@WhaJoTalkinBout: waiter: would you like to know the one thing on the menu we’re out of tonight? me: no no I’ll find it thanks