@ABurgerADay: What idiot called it the road to Bethlehem instead of the highway to the manger zone?
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@DadandBuried: I don’t always drink iced coffee, but when I do, it’s because my kids prevented me from drinking it hot so I gave up and added some ice.
@_little_old_me: A man offered to help me put my groceries in the car & I was all like, "Nice try, Ted Bundy."
@thisis_thatguy: I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake.