@jake_likes_naps: "WHAT IS IT? WHAT IS GOING ON? IS THAT RAIN? OH GOD I WISH I HAD EYES" - Worms
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@MichaelTrying: The best part of being incompetent to cook and feed myself is that when I travel I am positive I didn’t leave the oven on.
@sah_nursemom: Husband: How was your day? Me: We’re all mad here. Husband: Ok... how were the kids today? Me: Off with their heads!!! Husband: Are you quoting Alice in Wonderland? Me: It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Husband: I’m on my way home.