@LolitaDrugs I laughed way too hard at this 😂
@atDevin What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?
If you guessed “Heaven nun” or “Angel nun” you’re wrong.
The answer was “Nun of the Above”.
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@Robinbuble Made the mistake of ordering chlorine for the pool and researching Kenya so I’m tweeting this from what appears to be a windowed black van.
@behindyourback 5y/o just told me he’s not afraid of ghosts because “they’re not even alive”
@omgthatspunny Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
@Just__J0 Christmas Warning:
Every guy dressed in red that asks you what you want while you sit on his lap, is not Santa.
@Hilarious_Idiot Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I’m good..
@GinGander Only 1 in 6 Americans can find Ukraine on a map…
Putin is fixing the issue
by just calling it all “Russia”.
@heatherjs If I were a hairdresser, my business cards would say, “I’ll cut you.”
@AmishPornStar1 *learning CPR*
CPR dummy: I have a boyfriend.
@3sunzzz *reading* 160 calories *thinking* Let me break it down to see how much I should eat. *reading and thinking* The can is 14.2 ounces, the serving size is 245 grams and the servings per container are about 3.
And we wonder why America is getting fat.
MATH