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How powerful must it feel for the dentist to start referring to your teeth by their secret “numbers” to the hygienist


A large group of other people’s children is called a “nope”


“I’m Sorry”
“My Bad”

Mean The Same Thing.

Unless You’re At A Funeral.


Imagine if America cut open the Statue of Liberty and found skeletons inside and it turned out the French had just failed a trojan mission.


By my calculations, I’ve spent approximately $39 throughout my life to watch bananas turn brown on my kitchen table


(interview for construction job)
Foreman: Your resume is just pictures of LEGOs?
Me: (proudly) Didn’t even have to look at the instructions