@Manda_like_wine: What's the proper salutation to use when writing a resignation letter to your children?
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@froghammer: People used to be much smaller. WWII people were a foot shorter. Medieval people were basically hobbits. Jesus was the size of a cat.
@DamienFahey: If you don't have your Florida ID with you on voting day, you can always show them a photo of yourself wearing a tank top to a funeral.
@iwearaonesie: My grandfather built his house with his bare hands. I just groaned after I put my shoes on because now I have to tie them.
@FoxyWinePocket: Son: Are you eating pie for breakfast? Me (eating pie): No. Fruit casserole. Want some? Son: NO. I hate casserole. Me (whispers): I know...