@WheelTod: When I can't afford strobe lighting for my house parties, I just ask everyone to blink in time to the music instead.
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@Gupton68: I often stand naked in front of a full-length mirror, studying myself to better come to terms with my imperfections. It’s not an easy thing to do though, and quite frankly I feel IKEA security could be a little more supportive.
@sofarrsogud: My wife carved 'I'M FINE' into a pumpkin especially for me So she's obviously cool with me watching football all day and breathing an stuff
@amydillon: Not sure if I should be more concerned about the son who locked me out of my bedroom today, or the one who showed me how to pick the lock.