@midnight_cowboi: When I die I’m going to donate my body to the Humanities. I don’t want some STEMlords poking around inside my organs. I would much rather have a bunch of English majors & MFA candidates just sort of have at it & do what they see fit with my corpse. Lord knows they have so little.
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@spittingllama_: When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - "I'd eat one" is not the right response.
@alexivenegas_: No idea who she is but I want her to know I’m a huge fan and supporter of her work ✨
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