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@joeljeffrey: When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread.
@WriterLifeCo: Instagram now has video! I'm going to film the hell out of this salad!
@Donna_McCoy: I keep trying to lose this last 180 pounds but he refuses to leave.
@minnascule: just learned that “hanky panky” is not slang for “hankering for a pancake”. feeling devastated
@HousewifeOfHell: I cleaned the house last month and it's already dirty again. Life is SO unfair.
@chashmaswag: My gynecologist follows me on Instagram, I really do not know what else he wants to see.