@joeljeffrey: When I make my first million, Im switching from 2 ply toilet paper to white bread.
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@joetullar123456: Why do vegan places always try to copy meat products? Sure meat is murder but plagiarism is a little worse if you think about it
@Book_Krazy: Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? "Sure"[click] Couple: How does it look? "I just got my hair done, so pretty good"
@MAB1013: Fair warning....if you talk while I am counting cups of flour for a recipe, I will stab you with the knife I'm using to level them off.
@WilliamAder: If I'm ever captured as a spy, all they'd have to do to get me to talk is put my house slipper on the wrong foot.