@JimmerThatisAll: When I was a child I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child but when I became a man I put away none of those things
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@ZachWeiner: "How do you speak with an American accent?" "Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."
@mompsychologist: Me:"If you ever give me another gift with 'some assembly required', you're dead to us." 6:*writing thank you card* But, um.. Me: Write it!
@ScottLinnen: Filed a restraining order against Starbucks. Creepy. Every time I turn around, there they are.