@allisonjp: When I was a kid 'friends with benefits' meant that kid had a nintendo.
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@jannable9: People can't drive. Take this guy behind me for example, doing 110 mph with flashing blue lights. What the hell is a ECILOP anyway??
@Phook75: Opening a bag of M&M's will produce no sound to a normal human. A toddler, it's like the atomic blast at Nagasaki to those creatures
@panmidwest: [ping pong] ME: 3 to 2, my serve JESUS: M: can I have the ba- J: the Son of Man came not to be served but to serve M: [exhales] every time
@GrandadJFreeman: My favorite part of The Lion King is the part where Nicki Minaj held up baby Simba.