@Tups13: When people tell me to get my act together I have to explain that this is not an act, I really am this incompetent.
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@stevevsninjas: My God, have you lost your marbles? Yes, she whispers. I secure the basement door. Monstrous sounds emanate. The hippos are so very hungry.
@Sickayduh: As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot