@lucascomedian: When pigs fly they will have the most delicious wings.
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@Quartzjixler: I know this place will prepare my taxes competently--they have a guy dressed as the Statue of Liberty waving at passersby. -no one ever
@rowdyforsheriff: [Taps cigarette] Look son, if a girl invites you over for coffee, first make sure she has coffee. You don’t want to get over there and there’s no coffee