@Robert_Beau: When the zombie apocalypse comes and you’re in Walmart, how will you know?
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@CauseWereGuys: Lord please give me patience, because if you give me strength I may just beat someone to death.
@AndrewsNotFunny: Weird that humans evolved shins long before we'd need to find furniture in the dark
@DevilryFun: You don't need a therapist when you have a strong support group around your barstool.
@BaconHuffer: I cuss around my kids so they understand proper useage, timing and inflection. Vocabulary is power.