When you smile and laugh and pretend you heard a word they said.
~ Night club conversations and marriage
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One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.
I wouldn’t say I never exercise. Occasionally, my nose runs.
” I need you ”
– Me in the toilet roll aisle
While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂❤️
What idiot called it a meal of light colored carnival bus tickets of appropriate price and not a fair fair fair fare fare
I text my husband approximately 35 times per day with a rate of about 1 response per 5 texts.
Husband, after I put my phone down for 3 minutes and one “Hi” text from him goes unanswered:
HELLOOOOOOOOOO WHERE ARE YOU?!!??! HELLOOOOOOOOOO ARE YOU OK
John: Hey Jude…
Paul: Don’t make it bad
George: Take a sad song…
Ringo: So weird how coffee is yummy hot or cold but gross in-between