@markleggett: When your parents held you as a baby for the first time, they secretly hoped you'd end up arguing with strangers on a celebrity's Instagram.
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@Andrea__B__: The most important thing in life is to be yourself, unless you can be Batman...always go with Batman
@Lynseyjo1: To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom
@NotJPo: Your wife will always agree to let you go out and get drunk with your friends and as long as you're smart and don't go.
@3sunzzz: No thank you, gym membership. The only thing worse than riding a bike is riding a bike that goes nowhere.