@NoogsCorner: When your partner cheats on you, do what every respectable person does. Post their name and phone number on 4Chan.
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@MildlyClassic: Unfollowing because you didnt get a follow back is like quitting drinking tea because the tea doesn't drink you back. It doesn't make sense.
@kimtopher22: A man approached me at a bar and tried to woo me with burritos. This is next level genius.
@hpb777: Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.