@3sunzzz: Whenever I want my son to visit I tell him our dog keeps going in his old bedroom trying to find him.
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@juliussharpe: Parachuting is probably the best way to put your life in the hands of a backpack.
@OctopusCaveman: Some people have this weird super power where they smell like their shampoo for hours after showering.
@HenpeckedHal: Me (internally): Please say bedridden, please say bedridden... Dr: You look great! See you again for a check up next year. Me: sigh