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video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel


Boss: ok just bear with me
*I growl and start clawing the air*
B: wtf are you doing
Me: I..You said..
B:first ‘snail mail’ now this..Just go


Sit in Starbucks and scream into your phone, “What we need is fresh screenwriting talent! An unknown! Where on earth can we find it?”


Secretary: Mr. Grey will see you now.
Anastasia Steele: I have a ridiculous name.


If I had a dollar for every time I was wrong, I’d be incredibly broke.


A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.


As far as I’m concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime.