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@BrattyBarbie: Where there's a will there's an "OMG! What's it say!? What does it say?".
@ADDiane: Hormones are cool if you like crying during dog food commercials.
@TheMichaelRock: Now that oil is so cheap, we should start drilling for black printer ink.
@wittwitbarista: *plays imperial death march on the kazoo*
@craiguito: Who called it a pharmacy and not a coughy shop?
@RobDenBleyker: Is there an app that makes the flatline noise? Bet I could freak out some nurses.