@BonaFideIntent: Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS.
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@SortaBad: [inventing alcohol] What if there were an elixir that made me want to fight a police horse
@2tickytacky: I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket.
@Karate_Horse: me: I hate boxes and how they hold food so well! almost TOO good! inventor of cornucopia: sir, do i have something to show you