@samalmightysam: While you're thinking what to wear, I'm thinking how to take it off.
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@AlexRogaski: [God making African animals] Screw it. Just put stripes on a horse, make that water lizard really big, and put spots on a really tall deer.
@wittwitbarista: You remind me of a nebula. A newborn star Full of energy, color, and completely dense while being unstable.
@Stella1070: Amy Winehouse's final album was "recorded before her death." Thanks for the clarification.
@jordan_stratton: Please stop telling me how long your baby is in inches. I need something more visually relatable. Oh, your baby was 3.5 hot dogs long? Cool.