@LoveNLunchmeat: Who knew a midlife crisis could have so few convertibles and so many cats?
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@KeetPotato: [paddling along the amazon silently in a kayak] wife: "it's so beautiful" me: "can you believe they named this after a website?"
@mattgallo123: Meditation is fun when you want to do nothing for an hour but still feel a sense of accomplishment.