@velvettusk: Who the hell called them deadbeat dads instead of negli-gents?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@RandomAntics: I'm told as a lady in my 30s I shouldn't wear certain things anymore - like halter tops, pigtails, and the scalps of my vanquished enemies.
@Gooooats: Me: I love you. Her: ... Me: ... Her: ... Me: tah. I love Utah. So many national parks.
@Angibangie: If I was a piece of candy, I'd be Double Bubble gum. Too hard and sharp at first, a fleeting moment of wonderful sweetness and then a long period of tasteless inconvenience.