@ginadivittorio
Everyone on this website is always like, “Eat the rich,” but then Carol Baskin feeds her millionaire husband to a tiger and it’s a problem, hypocrites
@gengen874
Whoever said the sound of a zipper going down was the sexiest sound has obviously never heard a new bag of Doritos being opened.
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@ginadivittorio
@BigFatNothing
(in a rowboat with 6 starving people)
“I think you mean “WHOM should we eat first”
@envydatropic
News “Don’t go outside. The temperatures are life threatening”
Hot flash “LOL. Challenge accepted.”
@AndrewNadeau0
{Signing up for anything}
THEM: And what is the best way to contact you?
ME: The best way?
THEM: Yes, the way you prefer.
ME: Oh then the way I prefer is that you do not contact me.
@yaperboi
these physical therapy memes r ruthless bro
@WORLDSTAR
“No, it’s not me” 😂💀
@JElvisWeinstein
My brain knows that there’s a guy doing work on my roof today, but my nervous system keeps acting like the house is under attack.
@panmidwest
ME: you really put the cute in executione-
WARDEN: alright hit the switch
@Cpin42
My wife and I decided not to have kids. The kids are taking it pretty hard.
@Social_Mime
They say you can tell how someone has sex by how they dance. So ladies be prepared for a lot of counting and clapping.