absolutely disgusting that we as a society are still okay with people making hats out of cowboys
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A coffee table book, but it’s just pictures of me being forcibly awakened by the employees of various mattress stores across the country.
My husband is back from hunting. Thanks for nothing, bears.
I decided to watch The Conjuring alone in a dark apartment and now I’m not allowed to make my own decisions anymore.
“Usain Bolt, Trump regrets/ Gawker downed by Hogan’s sex/ Manafort, Putin’s pet/ Lochte lies then hops on jet/ We didn’t start the fire…”
EXCITED INVENTOR: this is the best thimg since sliced bread!!!!!
SLICED BREAD: [anxiously smokig in the corner] i wish i was never invented
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
how to talk to a woman wearing headphones:
1. be the artist she has currently chosen to listen to through her headphones
Hello it’s 911, what’s your emergency?” “Two boys are fighting over me” What is the problem with it? “The ugly one is winning.”
Waiter: black pepper?
Waiter: say when
Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure