@StellaRtwot: Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?
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@clichedout: me: thanks for explaining what a plethora is her: ur welcome me: it really means a lot
@Bob_Heller: You might want to read all of my tweets... so that when the movie comes out you can be all pompous and say the timeline was better.
@Glynner85: I hate when The Little Mermaid is all "who cares no big deal I want more!" Like, you already have 20 thingamabobs you aquatic scumbag relax
@LackOfShame: "You have 15 seconds to convince me of why I should call you back. Good luck." - my voicemail message