@HomeWithPeanut: Why is it called a herd of horses and not a neighborhood?
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@KatieKatCubs: My dad just called because he was thinking of me & loves me. And THAT'S why I never danced on a pole. Well, that and I got too dizzy.
@KalvinMacleod: CAR GPS: turn left PHONE GPS: turn right C: who was that? ME: just a friend P: just a friend? ME: wait C: make an illegal U-turn ME: babe
@ericsshadow: [anniversary dinner] HER: tell me something that will make my heart race ME: my credit card got declined