@mudpaperscissor: Why is it called a menstrual calendar and not an egg timer?
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@LanieLalaBugs: Yeah yeah "Friends with Benefits" are cool but have you tried "Friends with Batteries"? Less drama!
@JPLFR80: Reasons to not eat cookies: - there are no cookies - you're trapped under something heavy and can't reach the cookies. End of list
@TheAlexP: A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare.
@iliezabeth: REPORTER: how does it feel that ur tweet got like 0 favs? ME: it made me laugh so I dont think its so bad R: how does it feel 2 be wrong tho