Why its called ‘having your period’ and not ‘rolling out the red carpet ‘ I’ll never know.

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Her: Sure! I’d love to go out with you

Me: Noice.

Her: I just remembered I’m busy that day.


when my wife was in labor with our first kid 11 yrs ago I was next to her in the hospital room. with my laptop tending to my farmville crops that needed harvesting. Follow me for more caring husband advice.