@vladchoc: Why should I have to take a first aid course? Why is this on me? Why don't you take a "how to eat sandwiches without choking" course?
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@OakHill_: I learned a few things in Twitter Jail last night. 1. My wife's name 2. How to make a shank from a phone charger 3. I need Twitter
@daemonic3: How do you plead? "Your honor there are 12 jurors & I brought a dozen donuts" Bribery is illeg- "A baker's dozen" *winks* Case dismissed
@lazerdoov: Call your boring friend Simon, "Sighmon" he'll never know the difference and you can laugh about it with your cool bros over beers.