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@Mr_Kapowski: Wife: Flowers? You’re too good to me, baby

Me: Nothin but the best for you, dollface

Wife: Oh and there’s a card inside

Me: There is?

Wife: *reads aloud* Sorry for your loss. Aunt Bea will be missed

Me:

Wife: DID YOU STEAL THESE FROM A CEMETERY?!

Wife: Flowers? You’re too good to me, baby

Me: Nothin but the best for you, dollface

Wife: Oh and there’s a card inside

Me: There is?

Wife: *reads aloud* Sorry for your loss. Aunt Bea will be missed

Me:

Wife: DID YOU STEAL THESE FROM A CEMETERY?!

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