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@ArfMeasures: Wife: Hey *waking me up* you got really drunk last night

Me: You can't prove that

Taco Bell employee: No we can

Wife: Hey *waking me up* you got really drunk last night

Me: You can’t prove that

Taco Bell employee: No we can

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