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Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no.
Trying to take the best instagram picture ever but the kittens keep drowning in the latte.
In my defense, my response to her inquiry as to how my day was going was “I’m less stabby than normal” not “Please tell me about your cat.”
they finally got him. they got macavity
“Still upset about earlier?”
“So you knocked over a few spaghetti boxes at the store. No big deal”
I WAS A WORLD JENGA CHAMPION, SALLY
*bludgeons you with a block of cheese
If you know a girl who uses metric I’d love to meter.
“YOUR 15” is trending worldwide instead of “YOU’RE 15” and that’s why we haven’t found a cure for cancer yet.
Why would you want to be part of the problem when you can be the entire problem?