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@PleaseBeGneiss: WIFE: I want a new baby monitor for Christmas

ME: k

[Christmas morning]

WIFE: um

PRESENT UNDER TREE: *hisses and rustles*

ME: you should open that one first

WIFE: I want a new baby monitor for Christmas ME: k [Christmas morning] WIFE: um PRESENT UNDER TREE: *hisses and rustles* ME: you should open that one first
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