i bet the first guy to say “smooth as a babies bottom” wasnt the most respected man in the community
Wife just looked at an 8″x8″ picture and estimated it to be 12″x12″.
Perhaps you can see why I consider this a good thing.
You Might Also Like
Read the tweet above this one and then the tweet below it. People paid FORTY-FIVE DOLLARS PER SHARE FOR THIS.
Me: Did you know avocado improves Brain function?’
Kristen: ‘Mom you eat it all the time and I haven’t seen ANY improvement.’
Just got off the phone with my mom. She had a nice talk.
My child who doesn’t like pickles: *sees me eating a pickle* can I have a pickle?
me: *doing donuts*
instructor: what the hell?!
me: i thought i saw a cop
If you can talk really fast you have some options in life: Become an auctioneer or list the side effects of drugs at the end of commercials.
I was dating this girl until I found out she stuffed her bra with tissue paper.
Then I was hooked because serious allergy issues.
What if Rafiki was just holding Simba up to the light to make sure he wasn’t counterfeit
A huge thanks to the person that did this