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@KalvinMacleod: Wife: what do you want to do for you birthday?
Me: not answer any more questions.
@Staggfilms: Baby Geese are called Goslings and baby Vampires are called Gothlings.
@TheMichaelRock: Me: You can just keep that pen.
Me: Yeah. I noticed you don't wash your hands in the restroom.
Me: I told everyone.
@lollyadefope: ubereats: it will cost £3.50 extra to send this cheeseburger to your house
me: ye ye ye hurry up gimme
wikipedia: please donate to this website you find very useful or we will die
@retardedwriter: Every time I think the younger generation is stupid, I remind myself that we took a long time to figure out that WWF was all fixed !!
@BourbonLuv: I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home. That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!