When witches and warlocks correspond about their carnal passions, they’re hexting
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“Hey, your fly’s down”
*pets fly’s head* you’ll be alright little buddy, chin up.. we’ll get you some new wings
hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it’s a baby not a forcefield
(Little Red Riding Hood but instead it’s me dressed as the grandma)
Little Red: Grandma what bad tweets you have.
Me: Okay what the
If you ask me to go get “Eyetalian” food with you, our friendship is probably over.
People with little chains that go from a nose piercing to an earring probably just got sick of losing their ears.
Meanwhile, in Facebook,
Greta, who dislikes the gays, is about to get a big surprise from her son and his “roommate” of 20 years.
This is the funniest YouTube comment I’ve ever read.